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Desert "Des" Camo | he/him | 23 | Squiffer main

Des is an Inkopolis resident through and through. After leaving the Octarian underground, he decided to keep his head down and just mind his own business, a plan that immediately fell apart the second he got a taste of Inkopolis culture.

he's hazard level max. he stole a smallfry as a joke when the salmonids invaded inkblot and it imprinted on him and that's his daughter now (her name is mcdonalds extra value meal (six piece chicken nuggets with honey mustard sauce)) (nuggies for short). all his coworkers think he's soooooo cool because he rarely breaks a sweat on the job. he's an absolute dork. he screams on roller coasters but only the slow parts. he goes to the skate park with a razor scooter and does sick as fuck halfpipe tricks. he ate a sandwich out of an inkopolis trash can once. he's even bisexual. (the original blurb about des)

look at soda :) he's vv's oc but i'm allowed to put him here so you can see him. they're boyfriends eventually but after MANY weeks of mutual pining